6-15-04 One day, somebody woke up and said to themself "I'm going to steal two corn skewers today. Only two, though, no more." I tip my hat to that person.

Sometimes you just need to laugh. I ended up on this website (http://www.wam.umd.edu/~anthony/) of a guy who simply posts random pictures with captions. I’ve been sitting here laughing to the point of crying for the last 30 minutes. It’s great, so I’m sharing it. So thank you Anthony, for being the highlight of an otherwise very very dull day. If you ever happen around the Midwest, give me a call. I’ll show you all my favorite thrift stores and then we'll go roller skating.